Culture jokes
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Memes
ingenious! AND LEO!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, itβll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.