Culture jokes
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Memes
This was my favorite moment in life
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
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What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.