Culture jokes
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.