Culture jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Memes
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Hoi!
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.