Culture jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

Daveon is my blud, cuh.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

We can only see 90 degrees.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.

Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?

Tupac-in-a-tent.

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.

"Tayam, I am."

Stan JoJo Siwa.