Culture jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Memes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.