Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Culture Jokes
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
mememe
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
