Culture jokes
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
I love Hebrew John!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.