Culture jokes
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Memes
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What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
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Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.