Culture jokes

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Your (DYM 9).

Her (DYM 70).

The (DYM 72).

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

Mom! (DYM 48)

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Your (DYM 29).

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?

A Kongregation.

We can only see 90 degrees.

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.