Culture jokes
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Memes
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
The West is dying.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.