Culture jokes
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
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So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
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