"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Culture Jokes
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Mom! (DYM 48)
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Your (DYM 9).
Your (DYM 29).
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
The more they smile, the less they see.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
