Culture jokes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
mememe
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."