Culture jokes
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
Memes
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.