Culture jokes
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
The original White Power (ranger).
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
We can only see 90 degrees.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.