Culture jokes
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost.
So as they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun." And the man from New York said, "Bring me a gun as well!"
The guy was confused but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For the France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shooting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, "Well...sh!# that didn't go as planned."
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Shitty bichi cup.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.