Culture jokes
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Memes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.