Culture jokes
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
The original White Power (ranger).
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.