Culture jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Yo mama is Dora.
A Chinese man moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door, but on his way up the driveway he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these "Chinese customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbor leading a bull down the driveway and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
"What do you mean," says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me," replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bull-shit!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.