Culture jokes
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
The original White Power (ranger).
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!