Culture jokes
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Let's rock and roll!
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!