I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Heyyyy sistas!
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Yeah yeah.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
