As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
