Culture jokes
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Memes
Mona lisa in OhIo
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
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