Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.