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Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"