Culture jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.