Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
You are emo.
