Culture jokes
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Bill, that's racist!
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
All Asians look the same.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.