Culture jokes
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)