What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Culture Jokes
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
