Culture jokes
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I am Mario's brother.