Culture jokes
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
merca baby🇺🇲
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Tamales.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.