Culture jokes

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

All Nepali love momos.

"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"

"Give away my Money, No Papa,"

"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

I'm emo, by the way.

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...