Culture jokes
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Memes
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.