Culture jokes
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
POV: you
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.