Culture jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
I am Mario's brother.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.