Culture jokes
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).