Culture jokes

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

Sis is meme.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

I am Mario's brother.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

Helen Keller walked into a bar...

And into a table, and into a chair.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.