Culture jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Memes
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Tamales.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Glizzy?
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.