Culture jokes
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.