Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Culture Jokes
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
