Culture jokes
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)