How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Culture Jokes
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
When you're born on 4/20/69...
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
