A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
