Culture jokes
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.