Culture jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜