Culture jokes
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.