Culture jokes
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What do Doges like? Memes.
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Ariana Grande
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."