What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is Jay?
Phat.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
"Tayam, I am."
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Gay shit.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
There are more than 2 genders.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
