Culture jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Ariana Grande
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is Jay?
Phat.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
"Tayam, I am."
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"