Culture jokes
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Meme.
Player 138 eliminated...
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!