The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Culture Jokes
LGBTQ. If thereβs any joke, itβs 100% the woke π€‘.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Whatβs better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
