Culture jokes
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Si, papi?