When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
"Tayam, I am."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
There are more than 2 genders.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
