Culture jokes
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Mom! (DYM 48)
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Have you ever eaten African food?
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Dababy
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL