Culture jokes
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!