Culture jokes

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

Black humor is when you ask water to African people.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!