Culture jokes
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
"Ohh wing wing."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."