Culture jokes
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."