What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Culture Jokes
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
