Culture jokes
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
"Ohh wing wing."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭