Culture jokes
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.