Culture jokes
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Like if you meet someone emo.
Emo
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.