Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”

I hate crying

What is the difference between the human

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

Why are so many people mean to orphans???

They can’t cry to their parents

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

What is the difference between onions and babies? I cry when I cut onions.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

Knock knock who dare Boo boo who don’t cry in front of me or else I’ll cry

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Wy du ded baybies cri? Just kidng thay ar ded

I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

Write a different of onions and dead baby

Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

What’s the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn’t cry when you chop it.

My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I’m take and guess what he did cried".
Why wwhy would u do that

At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”