911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan also had to cry bcz the cartels called him homie.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Like if u cry everytime.
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
im an orphan please stop it it' not nice and it made me cry
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.
so i throw a coconut at her
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry
ME: And this is the room I cry in DATE: You've said that about every room ME: Correct
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
