Cry jokes

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

"Like if u cry everytime."

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.