Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry đđ
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They canât find a place to go
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, âwhere are your parentsâ? Than he started crying harder.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they canât earn in real life.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
I once went up to a orphan and they were crying and I asked where there parents are and they started crying more
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
