Cry jokes

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

She started crying.

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

Me- *crying in the shower*

Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

Why do orphans cry at insurance places?

They got offered the family plan.

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.