Cry jokes
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.