I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I hop on clash Royal I see Mega Knight I Cry Like If You hate the mega Knight from clash Royal because I Really really Hate it So much!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
why does Orphan cry when we say ur mom because they have no mom
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
An asian walked up to a another asian that was crying. He asked, "Is somting wong?" The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon"
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
So i told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldnt stop crying.
when orphans drink milk they cry
Peter: Curses Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Peter: *Crying* Jacob: Why are you crying Jacob: Whatever * Leaves orphanage*
why cant a orpan have sex
they have no one to call daddy
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered him beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer” DAMN YOU PESSI
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
