Cry jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.

They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"

The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."

How do you get a baby to stop crying?

Simple... you staple its mouth shut.

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.

The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"

The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."

Hahaha