Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
