Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.