Cross jokes
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*