Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
