Cross jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why did the joke cross the street?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.