Cross jokes
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!