Cross

Cross jokes

Chicken

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!

Bunny

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

Cuban

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Camel

Why did the camel cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.

Pillow

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!

Jesus

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

Brain

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

Butt

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.