Cross jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.