Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.