Cross jokes
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Memes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.