why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
Why did the chickens cross the road??
To get to KFC
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, "Peter, Peter".
Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.
On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, "Peter, Peter".
Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.
On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, "Peter, Peter".
Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says "Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important"?
Jesus- "Peter, I can see your house from here".
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
