Cross jokes
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?