Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
