Cross

Cross jokes

Apple

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Memes

Helicopter crash

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

Fish

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?

A: Eggs.

Cat

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

Facebook

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

DNA

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Politician

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

Woman

Why did the woman cross the road?

Whatโ€™s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Duck

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?

The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

Mama

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

Male

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.