Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
