Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Memes
When you try to sneak something
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.