What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You’re the bunny, and I’m the rottweiler

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

because skeletons aren’t alive and can’t move so it’s impossible for him to cross the road

Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

I have a joke about death. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Think about it :)

What’s the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don’t watch right and left before crossing the road.

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first bite <3

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant

Why did the chicken 🍗 cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror

why did the egg cross the road ?

cause he wanted to be scrambled

Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn’t

What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop

Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye

Why did Adele cross the road.?

To say hello from the other side…

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