Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
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While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Your Hairline is so far away that Jesus could've see when he was on the cross
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
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