Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Memes
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!