Cross jokes
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.