A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
