Cross jokes
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!