Cross jokes
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Memes
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.