Cross jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.