Cross jokes
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.