Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
because they’re dead
Why did the indian cross the road? To run away from the pakistani
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
Why did the retard cross the road ??
........ .....
He never made it!!
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
