Cross jokes
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?