Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to the idiots house Knock knock? whoes there? THE CHIKEN
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
