Cross jokes
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.