Cross

Cross Jokes

Stick

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

The chicken!

Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

Jesus

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, he got nailed before he died!

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  • Nose

    Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

    A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

    Cheater

    What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

    Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

    Waist

    What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

    A waist of time.

    Ball

    Why did the two balls cross the road?

    To get to the penis!

    Sorry, too rude?

    Dad

    This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

    (Do you get the joke?)

    (Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cro-

    UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓