Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Cross Jokes
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
