Cross jokes
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Memes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?