why did zozo the hobo cross the road
to et the pringles
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino?
Answer: Elephino
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
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You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina? A yeast infection
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
Cross Fit
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
