Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
