Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Nook 182 is Blink 182 but Animal Crossing ( don’t take it down this time
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!