Cross jokes
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.