Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
Why did the turtle cross the road? We don't know yet OOF dislike plz I have no life XD All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie
why couldn't the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
why did the chicken cross the road ?to help steven hawkings cross
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street
He didn’t he never did
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Q. Why did the duck cross the road A. To get to the other side