Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.