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Cross jokes

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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  • Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.

    Why did the camel cross the road?

    Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.

    There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

    Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

    She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

    Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

    Why did the toad cross the road?

    To show his girlfriend he had guts.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.