A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
why did the skeleton did not cross the road
beaucuse it did not have the gusts
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah fuck this shit imma kill myself)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
