Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. đ§
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priestâs ass as he âdownward dogsâ the kid.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Whatâs a Mexicanâs favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happened to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
