Cross jokes
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...