Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
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Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
I was accused of rape, but a swear she was a whore
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
What's a rapist's favourite scale? C Minor.
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner
Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Hangman!
