Crime jokes
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Violence against women is funny :)
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.