Crime

Crime jokes

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)