Crime jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.