Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Whatβs the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both canβt breathe.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girlβs skirt.
