Crime

Crime Jokes

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"