What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
