Crime jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
O-Block
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂