my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
What flavour ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavour
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
Why I can't have no chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
what did the police say to the ice cream frezee
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
