A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient". Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
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What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
