Cream jokes
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
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The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Memes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.