stephen hawking, more like ice cream
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed
what did the police say to the ice cream frezee
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why Do you like cream instead of bugs
Because bugs can kill you
I want to cream rn
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
