Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
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What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.