What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
