Crash

Crash jokes

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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  • The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

    Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

    Me: Helicopter Helicopter

    Her:.....

    Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

    What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

    The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

    Wow, that was explosive!

    Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

    You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

    One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.