Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why
My grandpa died in 911 ,he was a great pilot
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
ur mom so fat she was the reason why titanic crashed
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but there family died
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the twin towers. But that's just my opinion.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
Yo mama so stupid she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!
