Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
