Crash jokes
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."