Crash jokes
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."