Crack jokes
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Don't crack this joke up!
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol