Crack Jokes

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back? Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.

A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked. “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?” He replied, “Yes I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.

EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WebMD: Cancer.

what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

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What do you call a smart booty?

A WISE-CRACK

Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.

Tooth 1: Hey do you like my jokes?

Tooth: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always CRACK the case

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES

Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten

A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.

Bootylicious lol

A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.