Crack jokes
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.