Crack jokes
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?