Crack jokes
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Funny Test Answers #6
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.