Crack jokes
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Lawrence in maths ;)
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What does the fox say?
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Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"