Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!
clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
what did the egg say to the other egg?
you crack me up 😂
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Don't crack this joke up!
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
