Crack jokes
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.