Crack jokes
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Don't crack this joke up!
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂