Crack jokes
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.