Don't give emos crack there high enough
clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A CRACK-UP
Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
dont cracke this joke up!
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor
what did the egg say to the other egg?
you crack me up 😂
if yall gotta crush on me tell me now before my dad spends my valentines money on crack and alcohol
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
Have you seen the justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts
Bruh
But actually, it's a parody
Wait actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
when my friend fell i didn't crack up but the sidewalk did.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
difference between a cunnilingust and a Ritz? One is a snack cracker. The other, a crack snacker.