Crack jokes
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Memes
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Don't crack this joke up!
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.