A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Don't crack this joke up!
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
