When you look in the mirror the mirror cracks
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
Yo mama so fat when she landed to the earth the earth cracked like eggs LOL
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
You know why eggs cant tell jokes? They crack eachother up
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the mirror I cracked up
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
What happens to a nervous nut? It cracks.
rocks rock and crack-
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
your so fat when you fall the sidewalk cracks
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Don't give emos crack there high enough
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
