Crustacean

Crustacean Jokes

Lobster

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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  • Lobster

    What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

    One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

    Crab

    How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

    Shellfish

    What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

    They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

    Church

    Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

    Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

    Crab

    Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

    Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!