Crustacean jokes

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!