Crustacean jokes
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Memes
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.