Crustacean

Crustacean Jokes

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!