Cow jokes

What do you call a cow in the snow?

Chilli Beef.

A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.

Here's a joke: Your life.

What did the cow say to the leather chair?

“Hi Mom!”

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

What did the cow say to the fat pig?

Moooooooove over!

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.

Yo mama!

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

What is a cow?

How do you spot a cow?

With a bingo dabber.

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?

The cowch (couch).

What do you call a hill with cows on it?

A Moo-ntain.

Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!