a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
here's a joke - your life
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
What does the cow say when its going on holiday - MOOOOOYORK
What is a cow that's good at Maths, good for? Meat Pye
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
yo mamma
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
what is a cow
why don't chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain
what do cows listen to? - Moo-sic
