Cow jokes
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
moo.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
What is a cow?
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
89 cows = 0 cows.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What do cows read? The moospaper!