What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
yo mamma
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
what is a cow
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
why don't chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
where do cows stop to drink? the milky way!
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
