A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).