Barbed Wire jokes
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.