Barbed Wire jokes
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."
He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.