What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowtedđ
stop making moo jokes they're s annoying
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies -- let's go to the moovies
What do big fat Male cows have?
MOOBS
Why did the lady go to the dealership... because she was going to get hereford.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, âHave you heard about the mad cow disease thatâs going around?â
âYeah,â the other cow says. âMakes me glad Iâm a penguin.â
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food đ± and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon đ and five jungle eggs
Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why do cows wear bells
Because their horns donât work
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!