Cow jokes
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Memes
for real
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! π
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, βHave you heard about the mad cow disease thatβs going around?β
βYeah,β the other cow says. βMakes me glad Iβm a penguin.β
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food π± and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon π and five jungle eggs.