What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
what do you call a cow with no legs?--ground beef XD
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal because the dad never came back with the cow
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown