Cow jokes
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
My sis a fat cow.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What is mad cow disease?
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Here's a joke: Your life.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What goes moo? Cow.
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