Cow jokes
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
moo.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?