What do you call a masturbating cow
Beef stroking off
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
