What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Holy cow!
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
