knock knock whos there inturrupting cow inturrupting MOO!
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa, Moo-fasaa
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain
Wow these cow jokes are moo-amazing
what do cows listen to? - Moo-sic
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
moo
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
How do u count cows with a cowculater
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
What do cows use for math? A cow-collator 😏
