Cow jokes
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.