Wow these cow jokes are moo-amazing
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo
Holy cow
How do cows like to play games ? Moobile (Mobile)
What is a cows favorite dance move The milkshake
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are🐺🐮
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
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Cow jokes are udder- culous (ridiculous)
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
How do u count cows with a cowculater
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
what did the cow say to the other Cheese
