To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
