Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"
Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes” They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “
My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror
When someone says "did i ask?" say "Then why did you respond."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words
Hey talk to me here
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude you’re a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were
